I love to cook, and when I tell people I enjoy it alot of my female friends tell me most men don't like doing it. Which surprises me. Aren't the best chefs in the world men? Growing up my father did most of the cooking, not that my mother couldn't cook. I loved the meals she prepared. I wish I was eating one of her dishes right now. My parents taught my brothers and I how to cook so we wouldn't depend on a woman to cook for us. I wonder if we would've been girls if we would've been out th...

Dr. Guy's blog "Karen Black" gave me this idea for my article. You see I can't come up with my own ideas. I have conceptions on articles as often as Ben Affleck makes a good movie. I would put a link to Dr. Guy's article but I have no clue on how to link. Apparently I have the brains of Ben Affleck, too. If any Ben Affleck fans are reading this I'm sorry. I'm sorry he can't pick better scripts. LOL Only joking. Well, at least partly kidding. Not being able to write interesting articles or ...

I checked out the Weather Channel and there wasn't any mention of it. But I'm pretty positive Hell is experiencing blizzard like conditions. And why do I think that? Well, looking at the baseball standings I see the Detroit Tigers not only have the best record in their division, and not only the best record in the American League. But do I dare say they have the best record in all of Major League Baseball. Yes, the same Detroit Tigers who just a few years ago were on the verge of setting ...

Before last month I can't remember when I had a nightmare. I'm sure I had them, I just can't remember any of them. I think the last time I woke up actually frightened and my heart pounding was a very long time ago. In the past month I have found myself having the same dream over and over. Each the same nightmare with me waking up exactly the same time every time. And every time I wake up I'm scared for my life. Here is the dream: I'm sleeping on the couch in the living room. I'm sl...

How do you act when a stranger says "Hi"? Do you say "Hi" back? Do you ignore the person? When it's a nice day out and I'm feeling in a great fun mood I like saying "Hi" to people as I'm running errands. Since I drive 99% of the time I'm honking my horn at people walking or people waiting for the bus. I'm waving and telling them, "Hey ! How you doing?" or "Hey hey! What do you say?" Most people wave back with a look on their face that is saying, "Who in the Hell was that?!" I guess th...

How do you act when a stranger says "Hi"? Do you say "Hi" back? Do you ignore the person? When it's a nice day out and I'm feeling in a great fun mood I like saying "Hi" to people as I'm running errands. Since I drive 99% of the time I'm honking my horn at people walking or people waiting for the bus. I'm waving and telling them, "Hey ! How you doing?" or "Hey hey! What do you say?" Most people wave back with a look on their face that is saying, "Who in the Hell was that?!" I guess th...

Here is what happened to me one day last week. Before I get to my rants. Let me start by saying when I get frustrated at traffic jams, grocery stores or wherever one of my favorite things to say is "COME ON!" I usually follow it with "What the Hell is going on?" or "Can't people drive in this town" or "Jesus! I don't believe this". My first rant. I'm driving down the road. No cars in front of me no cars behind me I'm the only car going in my direction. Yet a driver decides to pull out ...

Here is what happened to me one day last week. Before I get to my rants. Let me start by saying when I get frustrated at traffic jams, grocery stores or wherever one of my favorite things to say is "COME ON!" I usually follow it with "What the Hell is going on?" or "Can't people drive in this town" or "Jesus! I don't believe this". My first rant. I'm driving down the road. No cars in front of me no cars behind me I'm the only car going in my direction. Yet a driver decides to pull out ...

When I was a mere lad I always wanted facial hair. A cool moustache or a finely trimmed beard. The thought of shaving, to me, was the coolest. When I turned 13 my moustache started slowly coming in and my chin had a few hairs. Not exactly a beard though. In fact, if you were more than 5 feet away you would have thought it was a food stain from lunch or dinner. Let's just say I could have used a cat to shave. Fast forward to present day and how I miss my younger days. I'm sick sick sick of ...

When I was a mere lad I always wanted facial hair. A cool moustache or a finely trimmed beard. The thought of shaving, to me, was the coolest. When I turned 13 my moustache started slowly coming in and my chin had a few hairs. Not exactly a beard though. In fact, if you were more than 5 feet away you would have thought it was a food stain from lunch or dinner. Let's just say I could have used a cat to shave. Fast forward to present day and how I miss my younger days. I'm sick sick sick of ...

Looking at the paper to see what's playing at the dollar movies I see the movie "The Fog". A remake of John Carpenter's 1980 movie. It got me thinking of my experience with "The Fog". Several years ago a friend and I decided to enjoy some nightlife after work. We worked in a small town that had one really happening place. So of course we head there first. When we get there it's not crowded at all, in fact it's almost dead. Immediately we're bummed. Where's all the women? We then head fo...

Looking at the paper to see what's playing at the dollar movies I see the movie "The Fog". A remake of John Carpenter's 1980 movie. It got me thinking of my experience with "The Fog". Several years ago a friend and I decided to enjoy some nightlife after work. We worked in a small town that had one really happening place. So of course we head there first. When we get there it's not crowded at all, in fact it's almost dead. Immediately we're bummed. Where's all the women? We then head fo...

Yesterday my GF and I went to the movies. We went to one of those theaters that have all-day bargain matinees. All movies are either $1 or $2, and on Tuesdays they are either .50¢ or $1. A great price to see any movie. I now watch movies I normally wouldn't see until they came out on cable. What I like about it is you can go to the movies and go out to a restaurant for the same price you would spend at the first-run movie theaters. I know these bargain theaters aren't as good as the big m...

Here are some jokes my brother sent in a e-mail last year. SANTA'S BAD DAY One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to har...

Here are some jokes my brother sent in a e-mail last year. SANTA'S BAD DAY One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to har...