<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>Dig's Digs Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description /><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-07-05T18:06:05</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-07-05T18:06:05</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/315211</comments><description><![CDATA[Balloon<br/><br/>Would you go up in a hot air balloon? Which is more scarier,&nbsp; a hot air balloon ride or a helicopter ride? <br/><br/>I twice&nbsp; been in a helicopter and had no problems at all. <br/><br/>I do know I would like to ride in a hot air balloon but I would be afraid. <br/><br/>I have problems with heights. I can ride any roller coaster.&nbsp; Doesn&rsquo;t matter how high, how fast or how many loops I love it but I&rsquo;m scared to ride giant ferris wheels.&nbsp; <br/><br/>________________________________...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/315211</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/315211</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>My B.A.B.B.L.I.N.G. Article</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/310922</comments><description><![CDATA[I decided to write a very important article. Maybe the most important article of 2008. Maybe ever. &nbsp;Since I not one to write serious blogs about politics, religion or current events you&rsquo;re probably asking yourselves why I&rsquo;m writing it and not someone else who is better at those kind of articles. You asked a great question. Why indeed am I writing it?&nbsp;Let&rsquo;s look at my blog here at JU. I been a member here since June 17, 2005, and this will be my 54th article. Okay, not...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/310922</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/310922</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>I'm Going to Stay at JU</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/310500</comments><description><![CDATA[Rod, the nihilistic pilgarlicWent to the bar quick,Feeling like scree being nudged.&nbsp;If you&rsquo;re gonna be a quidnunc, He wanted to get drunk,Because of what he did with the odious Italian judge.&nbsp;He was married to Vera, a virago,And I sure even my Ma knows,They can be&nbsp;damn lippy.&nbsp;A walking doryphore,Talking more than a whore,A 100% xanthippe.&nbsp;They had a bobblehead boy,A real hobbledehoy,And at best, he could only mumble some.&nbsp;His brain was incondite,A natural jeju...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/310500</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/310500</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>JUWC: My Words Challenge Attempt</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/309671</comments><description><![CDATA[As usual I&rsquo;m late to the party, and as usual I&rsquo;m breaking some of the rules, and as usual my stories are sucktacular. (Thanks for the word, SC)&nbsp;&nbsp;Disgruntled matadorsAre tired of bullshit.&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleepy King honoring medieval soldier,Calls it a Knight.&nbsp;&nbsp;Levee broke.Girlfriend left.Damn dyke.&nbsp;&nbsp;Lincoln was warned about an assassin&rsquo;s bullet,But it went in one ear and out the other.&nbsp;&nbsp;Japanese chef in wheelchairCan&rsquo;t wok..&nbsp;&nbsp;...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/309671</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/309671</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>JUWC: Short and Sweet Attempt</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/309436</comments><description><![CDATA[I should be President because I have so many outstanding qualities of other great Presidents. It&rsquo;s uncanny the similarities.&nbsp;Here are my top 12 qualities I shared with other Presidents.&nbsp;1. The perfect teeth of George Washington.&nbsp;2. The durability to remain in office of William Henry Harrison.&nbsp;3. The model-like looks of Abraham Lincoln.&nbsp;4. The dynamic personality of Chester A. Arthur.&nbsp;5. The svelte body of William Howard Taft.&nbsp;6. The libido of John F. Kenn...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/309436</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/309436</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>Why uDigItTheMost Should Be Your Next President</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/308216</comments><description><![CDATA[They have been missing for days,<br/><br/>A family disappeared without a clue,<br/><br/>The whole town has been fazed,<br/><br/>And the police don't know what to do.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Do you know how easy it was to excute my plan?<br/><br/>It's because I'm fucking perfect,<br/><br/>I took, stole the whole damn clan,<br/><br/>Without this chef ever being a suspect.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Volunteers have joined in the search,<br/><br/>Even the Feds have climb aboard,<br/><br/>And the good people of the church,<br/><br/>Have even offered a reward.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>I was...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/308216</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/308216</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>JUWC-Being True to the Character</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/306753</comments><description><![CDATA[Dear Whoever or Whomever (which is it? Like I should care right now)<br/><br/>&nbsp;Here I am writing a letter wanting my voice to be heard. &nbsp;I&rsquo;m going to die today or I should say every person on the planet is going to die today. War is coming. We aren&rsquo;t fighting another country. We are fighting another planet. Yes, you heard me right. Remember all those books, TV shows and movies that showed other life forms invading our planet? Well, it&rsquo;s about to really happen.&nbsp;Why are ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/306753</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/306753</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>Another JUWC Future Glimpses Attempt</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/306292</comments><description><![CDATA[Here it is in the year 2112,<br/><br/>So what's the big Rush?,<br/><br/>We all wanna ride,<br/><br/>On the next space bus.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>No need for a long explanation,<br/><br/>I will be terse,<br/><br/>We can now visit any planet,<br/><br/>In our universe.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Trips only take minutes,<br/><br/>The longest an hour flight,<br/><br/>In fact our lowest gear,<br/><br/>Is the speed of light.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>You can travel anywhere,<br/><br/>From Mercury to Mars,<br/><br/>And they say in 10 years,<br/><br/>We'll all have space cars.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Want to have a fun n...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/306292</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/306292</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>My JUWC Future Glimpses Attempt</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/304071</comments><description><![CDATA[I don&rsquo;t know how I got here at Mick Jaggar&rsquo;s lawyer&rsquo;s office. Well, I do but &hellip; Let me start at the beginning.&nbsp;Last month, I had been playing &nbsp;poker a lot online but I wanted to play in live tournaments so I flew to L.A. to play a few tournaments at the Commerce casino. I entered one and had been playing all day making the final table. In fact, I had made it to the final three players, which meant at least a 6-figure payday, when I heard a familiar voice. It was...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/304071</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/304071</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>JUWC: The Glass House Challenge</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/303509</comments><description><![CDATA[He always wanted a house of glass,<br/><br/>A fancy one on the beach,<br/><br/>But he wasn't from the upper class,<br/><br/>So he figured it was out of reach.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Karma made him win the Lotto,<br/><br/>Thankfully he's a Buddhist.<br/><br/>Bought the house so now he can model,<br/><br/>Yes, he's also a nudist.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>His need for people to see him nude,<br/><br/>Is like a drug for a junkie,<br/><br/>He doesn't think it's a bit crude,<br/><br/>For folks to see his monkey.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>It's why he got this see-through abode,<br/><br/>He loves...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/303509</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/303509</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>A House of Glass</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/154981</comments><description><![CDATA[My dove flew high. Coo!<br/>Don't know what else to say, so...<br/>I'll just say Hi. Cool?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/154981</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/154981</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>Worst Haiku Ever?</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/154818</comments><description><![CDATA[First line is five words<br/>Then this line is seven words<br/>And this one is five.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/154818</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/154818</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>My Unimaginative Haiku</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/150597</comments><description><![CDATA[Has there been movies that you find with each repeated viewing it simply gets better and better? Of course there's movies I loved from the the first time I seen it, and though I may have since then seen it numerous times I still find it every bit as good. <br/><br/>I will give three examples. Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption and Casablanca all are movies I loved from the very first viewing. If I were to see any of those 3 today I would still love them. But what about movies you didn't love the f...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/150597</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/150597</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>The Movie Keeps Getting Better and Better</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/150592</comments><description><![CDATA[Will Ferrell and his writing partner Adam McKay have launched a new site a few weeks ago. FunnyOrDie.com is a comedy video site. Anyone can upload any video clip they find funny. Kinda like YouTube, but the only difference will be your clip will be rated by viewers. Viewers will either find it funny or it will die. Too many negative reviews and it will be banished. I think they have a section for the rejected videos. <br/><br/>The first homemade video on there is done by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. I...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/150592</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/150592</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>Funny Or Die</title></item><item><author>uDigItTheMost</author><comments>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/147608</comments><description><![CDATA[Sketch artist in gunfight<br/>Draws Fast<br/><br/><br/>Constipated politician <br/>Is full of sh*t.<br/><br/><br/>Chinese marathoner didn't finish.<br/>Hits Wall.<br/><br/><br/>Rock climber nearly falls.<br/>Real cliffhanger.<br/><br/><br/>Paris teller who retired,<br/>Left Bank.<br/><br/><br/>Arrogant jockey<br/>Won't get off high horse.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/147608</guid><link>http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/article/147608</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:06:06 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-05T18:06:06</pubDateParsed><title>My 6 Responses to the 6 Word Writing Challenge</title></item></channel></rss>