1. If I didn't cook on weekends, I'd go hungry!
2. Eating out every weekend isn't an option for me, so....hafta cook!
3. What the heck did I go to cooking school for if I ain'ta gonna cook??!
4. Cooking school didn't help much...., I mean come on...who wants to make brown sauce, peel potatoes, prep vegies, make the salads, blah blah.......