And damn if it didn't hurt
It must've been the way I slept, but I woke up this morning with a big stiff one. Maybe it was the way I had the pillows last night. I couldn't even turn, everytime I did I felt pain. A sharp pain. I haven't felt pain from it being stiff in a long time.
My GF even offered to massage it for me, but I turned her down. Yes, guys, I turned her down. Getting a massage for a stiff NECK does not help. It actually hurts. My neck was so sore. Maybe I slept with the pillows too high. I couldn't even turn my head to the left. It's been awhile since that's happened. I can't remember when the last time it was stiff.
Damn, that last sentence didn't sound right.
My stiff neck didn't really bother me as the day wore on, the only time it really affected me is when I tried to do my favorite pastime - girl watching. Being I live in a city that has an abundance of beautiful women everywhere my neck got quite the workout today.
While we were in the car coming home from Barnes & Noble, my GF asked me how my neck was, I told her it still hurt. She asked me where, I told her the left side.She started massaging the hell out of the back of my neck. Not the part that hurt (the left side) but the back of my neck. Being she was in the passenger seat looking at me and I was driving looking straight ahead I suppose you could technically say she massage the "left side" of my neck from her perspective. 
Well after looking at all those attractive women and then getting it massaged by my GF, I still was stiff when I got home.
Damn, that didn't sound right either.
Oh well I hope my neck is feeling better tomorrow.