A Night in a Neighborhood Bar
Think I'll have another drink,
Just give me the bottle,
I don't want know one to think
That I'm a role model.
Think I'll have another swig,
Look at the man stare,
He may be very big,
But I really don't care.
Think I'll have another glass,
Feeling my temper cooking,
About to whip some ass,
If he doesn't stop looking.
Think I'll have another taste,
As the starer looks at me tough,
I'm about to get in his face,
For see of him I had enough.
Think I'll have another shot,
At him I begin to yell,
"Either we take this to the parking lot,
Or you can go to hell".
Think it's time for a cup of joe,
Don't need no whiskey or beer,
It turns out there was no mighty foe,
I was just looking in the mirror.