A Man's Rant Against .. oh you know
I'm fed up with 'em!! FED UP!!
They tie us down!
They strap us in!
... keepin' us from circulating!!
... tryin' to control us!!
... leavin' us no room to move! NO ROOM AT ALL!!!
Damn, they really chafe my ass!
And those particular ones who try to squeeze you by the balls! BY THE BALLS!!!
But, us men, still love them.
Yep, we do.
Can't live with 'em ... can't live without 'em.
I feel better now.
Thanks for listening.
BTW ... I hope you know I was talking about my underwear.