JUWC: Short and Sweet Attempt

6 Six words or more stories

Published on April 25, 2008 By uDigItTheMost In Writing

As usual I’m late to the party, and as usual I’m breaking some of the rules, and as usual my stories are sucktacular. (Thanks for the word, SC)

Disgruntled matadors

Are tired of bullshit.

Sleepy King honoring medieval soldier,

Calls it a Knight.

Levee broke.

Girlfriend left.

Damn dyke.

Lincoln was warned about an assassin’s bullet,

But it went in one ear and out the other.

Japanese chef in wheelchair

Can’t wok..

I would try a threesome,

But I don’t want to come between 2 people.

Comments

RoyLevosh

on Apr 25, 2008

my stories are sucktacular

...and mine are craptastic! But good job on the short stuff UDig! Not bad a 'tall...

SanChonino

on Apr 25, 2008

Me likey. The wordplay is iconic . . .

Zoologist03

on Apr 25, 2008

You have the widest repertoire of puns I have ever seen.

Nice wordweaving.

~Zoo

dynamaso

on Apr 25, 2008

Love 'em, mate, particularly:

"Levee broke.

Girlfriend left.

Damn dyke."

For this one alone, you are saved from the Jabberwock.

Tova7

on Apr 25, 2008

"Levee broke. Girlfriend left. Damn dyke."

HAHAHAHA

These are FIRST RATE UDig....Love them...how do you know so many puns? Do you study them or sompin? That's a gift!

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 28, 2008

Roy,

But good job on the short stuff UDig! Not bad a 'tall...

SC,

Me likey. The wordplay is iconic . . .

Thanks, guys.

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 28, 2008

Zoo,

You have the widest repertoire of puns I have ever seen.

Thanks, Zoo I try.

Mark,

Love 'em, mate, particularly:

"Levee broke.

Girlfriend left.

Damn dyke."

For this one alone, you are saved from the Jabberwock.

Thanks, mate ... and thanks for sparing me from the Jabberwock. Being stuck on the roof of his mouth didn't sound fun.

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 28, 2008

Tova,

These are FIRST RATE UDig....Love them...how do you know so many puns? Do you study them or sompin? That's a gift!

Thanks. Ever since I was a kid I used puns. My poor mother.

KellyW0498

on Apr 28, 2008

I would try a threesome,

But I don’t want to come between 2 people.

Priceless and precious!

foreverserenity

on Apr 30, 2008

I'm playing catch up reading all the writing entries...I'm so lost! This was great though Chris...funny!

uDigItTheMost

on May 01, 2008

Kelly,

Priceless and precious!

Thanks. Just like me.

Donna,

I'm playing catch up reading all the writing entries...I'm so lost! This was great though Chris...funny!

Glad you liked it.

I don't think you're as lost as the time you thought all those avatars was from the same person.

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