Why uDigItTheMost Should Be Your Next President

Thanks for the Inspiration, SC

Published on April 23, 2008 By uDigItTheMost In Blogging

I should be President because I have so many outstanding qualities of other great Presidents. It’s uncanny the similarities.

Here are my top 12 qualities I shared with other Presidents.

1. The perfect teeth of George Washington.

2. The durability to remain in office of William Henry Harrison.

3. The model-like looks of Abraham Lincoln.

4. The dynamic personality of Chester A. Arthur.

5. The svelte body of William Howard Taft.

6. The libido of John F. Kennedy.

7. The coolness and abilty to not let them see you sweat of Richard Nixon.

8. The smoothness of Gerald Ford.

9. The toughness of Jimmy Carter.

10. The hairstylings and acting ability of Ronald Reagan.

11. The ability to work with others (interns) of Bill Clinton.

12. The brains of George W. Bush.

Damn, people don’t get jealous now! I’m sexy as hell. I’m a bad mofo.

Hell, forget the Presidency I should be a King.

Comments

SanChonino

on Apr 23, 2008

Cedarbird

on Apr 23, 2008

Hahahahahahaha, yep. This is the best one.

Zoologist03

on Apr 23, 2008

Surely you are a blessing to this country.

~Zoo

Dr Guy

on Apr 23, 2008

I would not settle for anything less than emperor with those qualifications.

dynamaso

on Apr 23, 2008

I would not settle for anything less than emperor

I go one up and say God-Emporer of the Galaxy for Eternity. But Izzy still has my vote for President (if I were able to vote).

InBloom

on Apr 23, 2008

May as well be king of the Universe. Love ya.

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 23, 2008

SC,

You were right. You did start something.

CB,

Hahahahahahaha, yep. This is the best one.

Thanks. Glad you liked it.

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 24, 2008

Zoo,

Surely you are a blessing to this country.

So I got your vote?

Doc,

I would not settle for anything less than emperor with those qualifications.

I like way that sounds. Emperor Dig just rolls off the tongue.

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 24, 2008

Mark,

I go one up and say God-Emporer of the Galaxy for Eternity.

Damn, that sounds even better. I wonder if I could get Rose to call me 'God-Emperor'?

But Izzy still has my vote for President (if I were able to vote).

It's okay, mate. She has MY vote, too.

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 24, 2008

Rose,

May as well be king of the Universe.

Love ya.

King of the Universe. Damn, I love the sound of that, too.

I love ya, too ... and I'd love you more if you called me God-Emperor or King of the Universe.

dynamaso

on Apr 24, 2008

I wonder if I could get Rose to call me 'God-Emperor'?

Ah, you could suggest it, but I think you'd find out very quickly while you might be God-Emporer of the Galaxy to everyone else, in your house, you're still second-in-charge.

Dr Guy

on Apr 24, 2008

Ah, you could suggest it, but I think you'd find out very quickly while you might be God-Emporer of the Galaxy to everyone else, in your house, you're still second-in-charge.

I will go a step further. In order to ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common good, and Provide for the general welfare of the nation (house), I would skip asking her the question.

You do not want to spend the first year of your reign in traction.

ParaTed2k

on Apr 24, 2008

Now that's what I call "Hope" and "Change"... ;~D

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 28, 2008

Mark,

Ah, you could suggest it, but I think you'd find out very quickly while you might be God-Emporer of the Galaxy to everyone else, in your house, you're still second-in-charge.

Doc,

You do not want to spend the first year of your reign in traction.

I think you're both right

Ted,

Now that's what I call "Hope" and "Change"... ;~D

Are you saying, you "Hope" for a "Change"? ;~D

RoyLevosh

on Apr 28, 2008

Wow, just saw this! Is it too late to cast my vote?

UDig for prez! (now finish the job and don't be like, er, Clinton

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