Worst Haiku Ever?

Inspired by SC's Worst Haiku Ever

Published on June 12, 2007 By uDigItTheMost In Writing

My dove flew high. Coo!
Don't know what else to say, so...
I'll just say Hi. Cool?

Comments (Page 1)

Shovelheat

on Jun 12, 2007

Dr Guy

on Jun 12, 2007

Life comes back around
the sixties had that COOL sound
Gen-X has now Found

Jythier

on Jun 12, 2007

It's not the best but
it could have been much, much worse.
I could have wrote it.

uDigItTheMost

on Jun 12, 2007

Joe,

(Citizen)Shovelheat

Glad you liked it.

Doc,

Life comes back around
the sixties had that COOL sound
Gen-X has now Found

It's suppose to be bad ones. Your haiku is good.

uDigItTheMost

on Jun 12, 2007

Jythier,

It's not the best but
it could have been much worse.
I could have wrote it.

Well since your second line has only six syllables I definitely could've written your's.

Moderateman

on Jun 12, 2007

Bless you, udigit , I digit too.

Dr Guy

on Jun 12, 2007

It's suppose to be bad ones. Your haiku is good.

So you say!

Jythier

on Jun 12, 2007

Syllables are definitely not supposed to be counted.

dynamaso

on Jun 12, 2007

Good one, Chris.

Jythier,

Following is a definition of haiku from Dictionary.com:

hai·ku [hahy-koo] Pronunciation Key –noun, plural -ku for 2.

1. a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.

2. a poem written in this form.

So in fact, syllables are how these are determined. I'm not trying to be pedantic, just want to point out the facts, is all.

Shovelheat

on Jun 12, 2007

just want to point out the facts, is all.

Dynamaso the Haiku Nazi!

(just kidding!

)

uDigItTheMost

on Jun 13, 2007

ModMan,

Bless you, udigit , I digit too.

Thanks, I'm glad udugit.

Doc,

So you say!

Your haiku was good.

Jythier,

Syllables are definitely not supposed to be counted.

Is that right? I didn't count on that.

uDigItTheMost

on Jun 13, 2007

Mark,

Good one, Chris.

Thanks, mate.

BTW ... You taught me a new word. I never knew what pedantic meant before. I had to look it up.

Shovel,

Dynamaso the Haiku Nazi!

It almost sounds like a professional wrestler's name.

MasonM

on Jun 13, 2007

No, the worst haiku ever
was written just now
it's completely ass backwards

Sean Conners aka SConn1

on Jun 13, 2007

glad to inspire
it's nice to be reckognized
i enjoyed your post

uDigItTheMost

on Jun 14, 2007

Mason,

No, the worst haiku ever
was written just now
it's completely ass backwards

Backwards or not, I liked it.

BTW .. Completely ass backwards was one of the nicknames my dad called me.

Sean,

glad to inspire
it's nice to be reckognized
i enjoyed your post

Think I have a curse
No good when it comes to verse
I can do lot worse

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